Height Issue

One of my dreams was to become taller.

The last time I checked my height was 172cm which was few years back..I think my current height is somewhere in the region of 173cm; 5 cm short of my ideal height.

During my school years I've tried a lot of ridiculous things such as-

DOING YOGA.

HANGING ON TOP OF A MONKEY BAR.

AND PLAYED SKIPPING ROPE.

I religiously did these 3 activities almost everyday when I had the chance and to my dismay I couldn't get the height of my dreams. You know, being tall has a lot of benefits. Let me show you guys some of them. (And they're not that relevant..harhar).

1. Peter Crouch And Abigail Clancy.

If Crouchie was somewhat shorter than his 2.01m figure, i'm sure Crouchie wouldn't be with Abigail right now. Lucky prat.

2. Higher Salary

Read this excerpt from CNN's website and ponder a lil bit. If you could be taller right now, you must've been thinking you could be a boss.

WHY TALL PEOPLE MAKE MORE MONEY.

(I know you guys are lazy to read newspaper article anyways..haha).

3. Dunk A Basketball

To tell you guys the truth, I've never dunk a basketball in my entire life. I'm not that tall and I jump quite short unlike this dunker here. Would be nice if I could dunk a ball or two. Sigh.

Who knows if I was taller I could be a supermodel..a footballer..or even a steward. But still, tall people always have the slight upper egde. Somehow. I guess.

Now, where's that Appeton Height Gain that I've bought earlier??