Saturday, May 29, 2010

How To Be A Millionaire.

Holiday sucks.
Seriously.

Why, you might ask? Well, first of all. I've got no money.

No money=Cant hang out withfriends. Cant buy movie tickets. Cant buy drinks. Cant buy petrol..blah..blah.
Im desperate for money, so i've thought out some idea's that i could be rich- a millionaire.
Our RM100 elaun is lost. Goddamn it.

1. ROB THE BANK


Im not stupid enough to rob the bank. The bank would probably rob me instead! WTF>>>

2. BE A PICKPOCKET


Being a pickpocket aint easy. U need to get fast hands. How to get fast hands? Learn Kung Fu From Ip Man? Ahh...forget it.

3. STEAL YOUR DAD's CAR AND SELL IT.


AND GET MY ASS WHOOOOPED?


4. NUFFNANG.


Nuffnang gives me peanuts. So, i'll pass this one.



Finally, this probably would do the trick.

5. FIND A GENIE LAMP.



If i could find a genie lamp, i would rub it and wish to the genie that everything is free in this world.

In that case, whats the use of money, then??!

Toilet paper?


Yeah, that would do the world good.

2 comments:

kenwooi said...

lol how i wish i got genie! =P

Anonymous said...

how i wish the money grow from trees... i'll be the first plucking it! forhevansake..

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