Monday, May 31, 2010

Disgusted With Israel

I hope that some Jew reads this.

Tell you what, i'll go straight to the point.

Your country is fucked up.

Whats wrong with you people killing innocent people who tries to help the people and city that you guys destroyed so "handsomely" in GAZA?


You guys destroyed Palestine and killed millions of innocent people. Isnt is time that we call "Enough is ENOUGH?"

You guys are staying at your so called HOLY LAND.

Whose land was it first? YOURS? ITS PALESTINE'S.

I'm so disgusted by the fact that ISRAEL IS A STATE. You only think about yourself.

You call apartheid RACISM?

You CALL KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE, WTF, BECOZ THEY BROUGHT KNIVE's?

YOU DICK!



The solely Americans are your dogs, i know. We all know. Nobody can give you a fuck about that.

You attack GAZA with phosphorus bombs, the GAZAN's fights you back with what, Grand THEFT AUTO's BAZOOKA?

The phosphorus bombs you guys planted to GAZA would be suffered by innocent people and citizens years by years by now.

They dont kill people directly but they make PEOPLE SUFFER. You ISRAELi's WANT INNOCENT PEOPLE TO SUFFER?

THE TORAH EVEN TOLD YOU GUYS THE JEW IS FORBIDDEN TO MAKE ITSELF A STATE.

WHAT HOLOCAUST YOU JEWISH DIED 100K PEOPLE DIED BLABLABLA YOUR HEAD. WHAT ABOUT THE MILLIONS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE THAT GUYS KILLED IN PALESTINE, HUH? WHAT ABOUT THE LIFES THAT YOU GUYS TOOK AWAY FROM THEIR LOVED ONES TRYING TO SAVE INJURED CITIZENS OF GAZA?

You guys are worse than animals. Ahhh..wait..that aint right..probably worse than dogs.

I've been solely reading ISRAEL stories and histories..and you guys are so popular with the your animal and unhearted well being.

YOU GUYS BLA BLA BLA ABOUT IRAN HAVING NUCLEARS..dont you guys see that their using it for ENERGY AND YOU GUYS HAD NUCLEAR SINCE WHEN, 1970'S? SUCH A HYPOCRITE.

IM NOT BEING RACIST AT ALL BUT IM JUST STUNNED AND AM REALLY DISGUSTED BY THE FACT THE ISRAELIES THAT THEY KILL SUCH INNOCENT PEOPLE'S LIFE'S.

IMAGINE YOUR MOM WAS SHOT WITHOUT ANY REASON, WTF IS THAT?

WHEN WILL THE ISRAELIES LEARN!!!!!!???






Sunday, May 30, 2010

Sarawak Has Its Own KFC Drive-Through! XD

Doesnt sound utterly exciting, but hey, we kuchingites would be probably pleased with the addition of the drive-through. (I know Penang, KL, Johor and other countries in Malaysia had alot of fast-food drive-throughs, but being in Sarawak is a different matter).

Situated at somewhere at Jalan Bako, the drive-through is surely a place to visit, since the KFC there is hugely hyped with the best seats KFC has to offer and something a family would be happy to bring their childrens with.

It sure did.


"The big KFC banner"

"The entrance to the drive-through. Still using manual labour though. No radio's. XD"

"The pick-up station. Delivery is fast and efficient. Sarawak Boleh."

"Playgrounds for kids. Wont be long though. I'd expect this playground to survive for 3months"

"The interior designs. The chairs and tables are nicely set up"

"For the young lovers"

"And WIFI!"

The ambient atmosphere surely did the job. Love the feeling when I was inside the restaurant. Clean. Alot of staffs and the cashier did a fast job. Ordered myself a snake plate and got it pretty darn oily for my order.

Urgh..thats one part i dont like about fast foods restaurant.


Well, in conclusion, the new KFC Drive-Through is surely one to visit and experience. Try it out now. Its opened 24-hours. XD.

"Its finger lickin Good, eh?"

Funny Football Fan Video

Was watching some video's on Utube and saw this! XD



Saturday, May 29, 2010

How To Be A Millionaire.

Holiday sucks.
Seriously.

Why, you might ask? Well, first of all. I've got no money.

No money=Cant hang out withfriends. Cant buy movie tickets. Cant buy drinks. Cant buy petrol..blah..blah.
Im desperate for money, so i've thought out some idea's that i could be rich- a millionaire.
Our RM100 elaun is lost. Goddamn it.

1. ROB THE BANK


Im not stupid enough to rob the bank. The bank would probably rob me instead! WTF>>>

2. BE A PICKPOCKET


Being a pickpocket aint easy. U need to get fast hands. How to get fast hands? Learn Kung Fu From Ip Man? Ahh...forget it.

3. STEAL YOUR DAD's CAR AND SELL IT.


AND GET MY ASS WHOOOOPED?


4. NUFFNANG.


Nuffnang gives me peanuts. So, i'll pass this one.



Finally, this probably would do the trick.

5. FIND A GENIE LAMP.



If i could find a genie lamp, i would rub it and wish to the genie that everything is free in this world.

In that case, whats the use of money, then??!

Toilet paper?


Yeah, that would do the world good.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Write the future.

To all football fans out there, watch this cool Nike Ad, Write The Future.
Wonder how much did Nike wasted money for the commercials.
Anyho, the Ad is hilarious, and fun! Enjoy!



Photo Sharing:6


"Pee, anyone?"

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

To those friends from afar.

Miss your friends? The teachers?
Miss all the laughters?
Miss all the nites when we hang out?
Miss the time where we could sing with the guitar all day?
The frustrations?
The time you wished you could knocked your friends down with a punch?
The time where we ran away from Cikgu Hanafi during prep hours?

Good ol' times, eh?

"Muaz kene rogol mase kepale masih botak"

Surely its quite boring after college. Its understandable.

So here's some photo recaps to rejoice the days of college. XD. Enjoy!

"Cikgu Hafizi during his birthday..XD"

"Dean of Sheffield coming to KMKN"

"Rindu ngan Juaseh tak?"

"Pisang goreng Kuala Nerang..terbaek arrr"

"Teka krete sape"

"Rindu dengan celoteh2 Sesupak"

"Bas tentera HBR..bas paling bahaya di Kuala Nerang"

"Riadah futsal petang2..wuuu.."

"Tournament2 Rugby"

"Karoake dengan Kuna"


Miss these times! =(

Sunday, May 23, 2010

IP MAN 2 With Kenny Sia!

You got that right! The title says it! 8D

Today, watched IP MAN 2 at MBO with my cousin after such a long day at work. Feeling exhausted, maybe i should treat myself by watching some action kung-fu packed IP MAN.


I'd give it;

5/5

The movie turned out pretty well..lots of kung-pow here and kung-pow that. Just love the boxing match between Master Hung/IP and Twister! Gotta see that.
But..before i entered the cinema..i kinda noticed someone familiar..i think i saw him before..guess who?

"WTF IT'S KENNY SIA!"

I knew I saw him before..in his blog!
Kenny was kinda blur-blur when i started a conservation with him.

Me: Hey, Kenny.

Kenny: *Blur-Blur* Err..

Me: (Straight forward)..Im a reader of your blog. Mind if I take some pictures with you?

Kenny: Yeah..sure. *Smiles*.

Kenny is such a funny person..liked it when I saw his blur-blur face. Extremely funny. And another thing i noticed was I saw him brought a bag of black plastic.

Condoms, probably? Llololol.

Just kidding, anyways, you guys would probably wanted to know what did Kenny did in the cinema. Well, frankly speaking;

He sat at a row where nobody sits.
He sits alone.
After the commercial, he sat alone at the back. (Black plastics???).
And watched the movie.

Being a stalker, I never felt this excited to see him..haha..ofcourse..his blog is awesome. He attracts readers with his awesomeness.

The last time i saw Kenny was..







BALDDDD???

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Approached By A GHEY

*Happened somewhere at a place*

Gay: Hey..whats your name..?

Me: Errr..err...*scoffs* you can call me Cing.

Gay: Oh..(placing his hands on my shoulders and starts massaging it). You're from where?

Me: Kuching..somewhere near batu kawa. *Lies*

Gay: Oh..i live nearby..my birthday is this upcoming 26th..would you like to come over?

Me: Err..no thanks..i've got work..(I dont give a damn about ur birthday??)

Gay: Come on..we can makan Babi..(placing his hands on my tummy)

Me: Im Muslim..i dont eat pork..sorry.

Gay: Oh..babi sedap..(giving a thumbs up)..do you want to mabuk2? Come over to my house this 26th..(rubbing my tummy..now i feel extremely uncomfortable).

Me: I dont mabuk2..sorry ya..n again, i dont eat pork.(take his hands off from my tummy)

Gay: So thats fine..what about sleeping over at my hostel then? You can sleep in my room..at my bed..we can..

Me: (Okay, too much information). I'll try my best. *Run away as fast as i could*

WTFFFFFFF!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

How do you spend your holidays?

Okay, so we're officially out from Kolej Mara Kuala Nerang.
Some of our friends are having their semester breaks too.

So, do you guys have plans of what are you guys going to do this holiday?
If u dont, then, Random-Apples would like to share with u guys some suggestions.

1. Work


1 month of holiday is very lengthy indeed, probably your thinking of enjoying urself with friends, watching movies or enjoying urself at the beaches. But hey, one thing; do you have money? If u dont, then dont bother even thinking about these!

2. Games Galore


Is playing games worth the holiday time you needed? Might be. But playing games 24-hours a day is a no brainer. Your a dumbass if you play games 24-hours a day. Playing games too much could ruin your life. Why spend 24-hours of holiday on a screen rather than spending time with your friends??

3. Sports?


Playing sports is fun. But without friends, its a different agenda. This holiday promises to be a great fun thing regarding sports if you guys wanna have fun and have a lil' good ol times together again with your old pals. Gear you boots/shoes/socks up. Its time to play.


4. Movie's, anyone?


Its summer time at europe. ( I think). So expect some good movies to come out. Robin Hood, Nightmare at Elm's street, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Ip Man2, Iron Man 2, all the man out there, just to name a few.

5. The World Cup.


I dont think i should write too much about this. Makan bola. Tidur Bola. Hidup Bola.
You get the idea.



So, whats your plan for the holidays?

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

FART ATTACKKKK


SALAH SATU AKTIVITI WAJIB DI DORM LELAKI KMKN.

WHAT THE FARTTTT!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Midnight Snack

Ever been hungry at midnight?
Thinking of mcdonalds? KFC? Or even Burger King?
Too expensive for your pocket?
RM10 for a set of meal with a probability that 50% it would satisfies you?
Is it worth it?

If NO is your answer..then meet, STREET STALL BURGERS.

To be specific,
"Eddy Burger at Penang"

Eddy Burger is just a typical burger street stall. One that you can find everywhere around the streets or at a city. We're hungry so we ordered 3 special burgers at Eddy's.

"Your typical burget street stall"

Surprisingly, 3 special burgers only costs you RM13.50.
That's RM4.50 each.
Big Mac costs you RM10. WTF.
You guys might be asking..what could you get from a special burger?

"The patty is nicely cooked and warped with an egg omelet"

Not just that;

"They also put in an extra beef or lamb patty, just for you! XD"

Apart from that, the burgers are also added with some hotdogs and a slice of cheese and some vegetables to give that extra "ooooummph". Plus, you can also marinate your patty with a special blackpepper sauce if you want too.

"Totally worth the RM4.50 spent"

At the end of the day,

"One satisfied customer indeed"

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Robin Hood Movie Review

Watched another movie at Queensbay today; Robin Hood.
"The movie sounds gay"

Thought that this movie was lame, but actually its entertaining! :D.

Berlatar belakangkan UK for the past 100 years, the movie focused on England trying to conquer back their land for the French.

Robin hood was a low class archer, fighting in an army for England. After the king died, he and his friends wanted to go back to England, hoping for a fortune. But fate was in their hands when Robin Hood and his friends caught up with the French soldiers during an ambush..and that was when the adventure begins.

My favorite part was when Robin ended up staying in Nottingham..the scene was full of mysteries and excitement..especially when Robin Hood tried to stalk Marion changing clothes.

Here's a spoiler the movie, Robin Hood;

This movie is a must watch for everyone, i'd give it

4.7/5

Saturday, May 15, 2010

The Penang & Bukit Merah Story.

Penang is such a fun place to hang out, with food stalls everywhere, u can never get hungry.
Yesterday, I ate,

1. 4 types of Pizza in Pizza hut. (The bill was fucking expensive, RM120!)
2. Penang Char Keow Tiaw
3. Cucur Udang at Gurney Plaza Hawker Street.
4. Dinner at Azpa's that includes ikan keli, sup daging and alot of desserts.
5. Supper at Jubek's.


'I cant imagine if i stay here for more than a week"

Iso, on the other hand, wanted to buy a couple watch for him and her girlfriend.
Teennagers usually buy teddy bears for their couples.
Memang macam abah2.

Other than stuffing my belly with foods, me, Izhan, Ije n Aspek went to Queensbay watching "Nightmare At Elm Street"


"Weird movie with weird characters. But, it packs with alot of good stuffs. I'd give it a 3.8/5"

P:S//Not for the faint hearted. :)

Today, a pack of Fist UK students went to Bukit Merah for a splash.
The journey took us approximately one hour from Jubek's house. (Rumah Jubek besarrrr..macam rumah datuk2)

"The tickets were quite expensive, RM25 for an adult, exclusive of foods and pelampong's"

The slides were nice and the rides were fun too; especially the Wet Balloon.But the fun was greatly reduced by the fact that it was almost 40 degree's hot. Our feet was barbecued.

"Friendly & Horny Faces of Fist Uk's~"

In the end, it was such a fun weekend, except for the fact that it was extremely hot at Bukit Merah. Wished that we had more time to stay, but maybe next time.

If Muaz went to Bukit Merah with us, maybe he could only pay RM10 for his ticket.

"Disabled=RM10"
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