In one of my recent trips in KL, I went to Bukit Bintang to get myself a foot massage. It feels good and I was quite reluctant to pay RM25 for half hour but for the sake of trying, why not?
There were these two Iranian guys inside the massage boutique, one who had a massage and another one who filmed the guy who was massaged by some woman. It was weird though, filming while you're getting a massage. I was like...(=.=")
But, that was nothing, compared to when I went out snapping some pictures at Bukit Bintang, suddenly, there was this guy..in his middle 20's..short, bald and big, approached me and I had the most awkward conversation ever.
Bald Guy: Yo bro..nice camera.
Wei..wei..sape kaw? Ape bro-bro? I'm not your bro la botak.
Me: Yeah..its a Nikon.
Bald Guy: By the way..bro..you mau lancap-lancap?
I was like, WTF? Lancap-lancap?! I went silent.
Bald Guy: Bro..we ada chinese..korean..thailand..lu mau japanese? Kita ada japanese.
You think my face shows me that i wanna lancap-lancap??!
Me: Berapa ringgit satu jam? (trollface)
Bald Guy: Murah saja bro..rm50 satu jam.
Me: Mahal sangatlah. Takde diskaun ka?
Bald Guy: 10 minit pun boleh bro. RM10.
10minit pulak dah..
Me: 10minit skejap sangatlah. Takpe. kthxbai.
And I walked back to my hotel smiling and laughing all the way..wakakakakaka! 10minit pun boleh. The Fark!!
P:S// Now, humans would do anything for the sake of money. Sheeesh.
