Wednesday, March 24, 2010

How To Get 4 Flat In Your Exams. (Not A Silly Post).

So exam is coming, your head is so messed up. You want to get A.

Badly.

But.
How to get it? (Without going to class, at all. 100% guaranteed).
P:S// Results varies with individual.

Here's Some UseFul Tips..
(Take note of everything we say. We are all 4flat students, 10A+ SPM Scorers And Scholarship Holders-wahahahahah).

1. First, get up early and reserve your seats!

2. Second, build your "Pentagon".


"Put the smartest guy in the middle in all subjects, and 5 other people who wants to lihat sebelah"

3. Third, chase away parasites. (People who dont contribute to your pentagon and people who will backstab you, as in, doesnt want to give their answers to you).

4. Bring lots of empty paper.

"Those empty papers would come in handy. Seriously."

5. When in trouble, summon your "TOYOL".

"Get creative. Dont do stupid stuff by texting your friends for answers. It just wont work. You will destroy all your teammates hardwork"

6. Be Proffesional.

7. And lastly..during the last 10minutes of the exam, try not to chicken out, be cool, relax, take a deep breath..
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And steal your friends answer, swiftly.

The End Result;

"Tell your mom that you get an A in maths. Congratulations."

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

....the parasite??u mean juaseh??

Faris said...

Shithead!!!
What's up with the 'Pentagon' huh!!!
I thought were making a hexagon, or as well a heptagon perhaps.
more people could fit in..
or should i say, 'morons'..
Haahahahaha...
Mommy mommy, i'm a stupid moron.
Hahahaha, bitches!!

nahzi said...

Juaseh parasite amik tmpat ak agame!!!
Dah tue baru nak beramal ke?

lisa said...

...agree..he takes mine also...in english test..haha

Faris said...

Naqie!!!
F you..
stop using that goddamn name.

lisa said...

hehehe...lisa surihani k...not ur's...hahaha

syleuphoria said...

pentagon is the best formation in the world!

Buzz said...

The worst idea ever. Why not just learn it?

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