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I'm sure every ex-KMKN student miss this.

Mesti rindu kan? Beli pisang goreng bungkus dalam newspaper kat Kuala Nerang pastu makan ramai2 ngan member dalam bilik. Om nom nom nom!!

Beli RM10 pun boleh habis makan sorang2 kalau lapar..haha.

TDP UK Dinner

A year has passed and not many could've imagine how fast time flies. Everyone was looking forward to the end of this semester and i'm sure everyone, insyaAllah, will go to our respective UK universities after this.

Though we were taken as one batch during college and then separated to our respective universities according to our courses, but, meeting everyone back at the dinner was something that truly gives that kind of special moment- a memory.

We took a lot of pictures, and here's some of the best bits that i'd like to share.

I'll miss you guys, thats for sure.

*Content Warning- Lots of pictures! 

Fuck. That's a lot of pictures to be uploaded..took me more than an hour..-.-.

Anyways, it was such a fun-filled day that night. Sad that we had to go earlier though. The food was superb, especially the lamb chop (Cepat gile habisss!!!!) and congratulations to Marinah, Hazeem and Michelle for the best student award!

Here, I would like to thank my lecturers, who gave their all to teach us during our stay at UniKL and their support and dedication. Not forgetting to our sponsors too, MARA, for giving us the opportunity to study overseas!

Ahhh..those were the days..


P:S// See you guys at BTN!!

The Road To Ielts!

Ielts was tough!

That was my first impression though. What makes it so tough, anyways?

Ok, first.

I had to wake up at 4 in the morning because the bus that's taking us from Micet to the venue of our exam (KLCC area) would go as early as 6 a.m. I didn't really sleep well that night so I was really tired when I was on the bus. Nervous, perhaps.

The journey from Alor Gajah, Melaka took us approximately 2 hours to KLCC. We didn't have enough time to go have a breakfast outside- its fortunate that i bought some breads and drinks along with me inside the bus the day before Ielts. After we arrived at KLCC, we walked our way through British council, a 5 min walk from the place the bus driver brought us.

After we arrived at british council, we asked where the examination would take place. Due to our dismay, the writing, listening and reading test would be held at the Corus hotel, 15min walk from the British council and to make matters worst, we had to register our names before 8.45a.m! The test starts at 9! So we had to rush our way to the Corus hotel, with sweat all over our clothes. However, only the speaking test would be held at British council.

I only thought that there were only "us" during the exams; the students from Micet and BMI (Electrical Engineering batch) but when I went to Corus Hotel to register- oh my! Pak Arabs, Afrikans, Mat Salleh- you name it, there were lots of them! I think there were 300++ of us inside the hall, including all the foreigners.

And oh, forgotten to mention that the stationary provided by for the ielts exam quite sucks; the pencil especially. For future candidates, the test starts with listening (easiest to score so far), reading (quite tough), writing (depends on the topic given) and speaking (quite easy). To those whose going to sit for Ielts at KLCC, dont forget to bring your sweater too! Its freaking cold!!! (In my case, the exam starts at 9a.m. finished at 12p.m. and continued my speaking test at 2p.m.)

I think I did quite well in listening, so-so for reading and writing and undefined for speaking. Undefined? Well, yeah- because I talked too much trash to the examiner, which I thought was unnecessary.  LoL.

Examiner: Whats your ideal qualities of a best friend?
Me: Someone who always give me money, presents and chocolate bars.
Examiner: Okay, so what activities do you always do with your friends?
Me: Clubbing?

Haha, nah, just kidding. But seriously, I think I talked too much during the exam until the examiner had to shut me up.

Okay, so, my predictions for my ielts exams would be;

Listening- 8.5
Reading- 7
Writing- 6.5
Speaking- 6

Overall- 7!

Hopefully that would happen. The results would be out this 10th of December!! Wish me luck guys! =P

Fond Memories

Although its only a year, I had a lot of fond memories with my mates during my time at college and today, I would like to share one particular story, that happened to cross into my mind, not while ago.

I still remember one night, somebody brought a cake into the guys dorm. Somebody was yelling,

"OIIIIIII...CEPAT..CEPAT..MAKAN KEKKKKK"

Huh? Cakes? Where did they get that? Nobody sells cake here at our college. Nasi Lemak ada lah.

So I kinda peeked outside and asked,

"Where did you guys got the cake?"

"From someone's birthday" yelled somebody.

I scratched my head and wonder who's birthday is it today? I wonder who's kind enough to give us cake and to let us know that today is his birthday?

(Birthday is a taboo in our batch. Get prepared to be thrown with a bucket filled with a one month old iced milo)

I went outside and asked where's the cake.

"F317777777777"

Oh. Faris's room.

I ran quickly, and to my suprise, everybody was there. EVERYBODY. I asked again, who's birthday was today?

"Farah" a group of people yelled.

Oh. Its a she.

I jumped at Faris's bed and the cake was laid on the floor. Everybody was eager to get a piece of the cake. But before digging it in, Faris said,

"Sebelum makan..jom baca doa dulu.."

Everybody had their hands held high and gave serious faces,

"Alluhuma....."

Suddenly, the lights was off, and was turned on again 3 seconds after.

WTF, THE CAKE IS GONE!

How the hell did the cake finished after 3 seconds?

That, remained a mystery to us, but im sure everybody had a piece of the cake.

(When the lights was switched off, I grabbed hold some of the cake and ate it. I guess everyone did the same as well. Lol.)

The same thing happened during our teacher's birthday, Cikgu Hafizi.

"This is our chemistry teacher, Mr. Hafizi with his kids."

It was his birthday that day, so we surprised him and bought him a cake.

"Everyone was singing happy birthday"

Everybody joined in the fun, joys and laughter. I know everyone is eyeing for the cake. =p.

"Mr. Hafizi is going to taste the cake first"

But before all us get a piece of the cake we had to recite our prayers first.

"This was the initial look of the cake"

And 5 seconds later after reciting our prayers to eat the cake..

"MOBS!!!"

1 second later....




"(*&%#&^@_*&%*(#)#)(*???????!!!"

And..Finally,

:DDDDD

Enquiries Regarding Micet

A year have passed since I was studying in KMKN, and now Im going for my degree at Universiti Kuala Lumpur (UniKL) for a year. (Twinning programme by MARA with 4 universities in UK). Waiting for the offer letter is an agony, because registration starts by next 2 weeks! =(

"We're coming!"

To cure some woe's, i've asked few questions regarding Micet from some of our seniors from KMKN and I know you guys are dying to know the answers for these questions too.

Okay, here goes.

Q: How much money will be given to us at Micet? (Monthly Elaun)
A: RM595.00 a month.

Q: Iprom? MFI?
A: Approximately RM700 a month.

Q: When will we know which universities in UK will we enrolled too?
A: On the first day of your registration, you will receive a letter from MARA and UniKL. (There are some debates saying that MARA choses the university randomly rather than based on our CGPA's.)

Q: The attires, bebas?
A: Yup. Bebas. Jeans, round necks and v-necks. Sandals, slippers, shoes.

Q: Iprom, MFI?
A: A lil bit strict. Collar t-shirts.

Q: Wifi? Is it available at Micet?
A: Its available everywhere. Even in our rooms. Wifi baek punya.

Q: The food?
A: Reasonable though, you can bring your own rice cooker, or any other electrical appliances. But subject to charges. (For example, RM20 for a rice cooker)

Q: The subjects learnt for ChemEng?
A: IELTS, Calculus, Physics, Material Balance, Organic Chemistry, Physical Chemistry and Biology.

Q: WTF?! Biology?
A: Yup. All about DNA's and Enzymes.

Q: Rooms? Comfy? 
A: 4 persons in a room. Washing machine is provided, for RM2 per wash.

Well, those are 10 popular question's that you'll want to know regarding Micet, any other question's that you'd like to know, please leave a comment or an email, and i'll try to ask our seniors.

Anyways, in our first year degree, we are required to score 70%(B+ and above) in all subjects in order for us to qualify in studying at the 4 UK universities listed.

Hope this helps. =)

P:S//Any seniors who happens to drop by reading this, please leave a comment if you have anything in particular that we should know about Micet/Iprom or MFI. Thanks to Alma/Annie/Mahmudah/Rifqi for all the answers. :D

I Really Miss KMKN's Dewan Selera

Imagine this.

Breakfast is served with a bowl of Nestle Coco-crunch/Honey Stars/Cornflakes with a generous amount of Dutch Lady's low fat milk.

And then, 2hours later, you are now served with roti canai with curry and milk tea for your drink.

Lunch is given with briyani rice, fried chicken topped up with delicious tomato and chili sauce with some pickle's and onions for the side's. Ahh..not forgetting some icecreams too.

Hungry, yet?

Dinner was awesome, KFC fried chicken. OMG. Tastes so good you're craving for more.

Supper, fried mamak mee with a refreshing orange syrup drink.

Ohhhh..the agony.

Those are one of the examples of food that I was given when I was still in college.

It's yummy, healthy and FREE.

I really really miss those foods. The only food that im eating at home is ikan goreng with sambal kicap with rice and a lil bit of greens.

Sad.

How I really wish I could go to KMKN and enjoy the food, once again.

Seriously, my mouth waters everytime i think about the food at my college.

Damn, the food is nice!

Plus, if you don't like the food served, you can complain! There's a form, so called "Borang Penyelidikan Makanan" where you can fill it and lodge any report about the food.

Anyhow, who's gonna complain if you're given KFC?

It feels so sad to stay at home at the moment, with no foods, nothing to do activities and nothing to brag about.

Sigh, i miss my college.

The food, especially.

Time flies so fast.

Without a doubt that time flies so fast. Like, it has been a year already since me and friends were learning our socks off at Kolej MARA Kuala Nerang (KMKN). And we still have another month to wait to further our studies and another year, for overseas.

Ofcourse, it has been a very fruitful year for us. Our batch could be considered as one of the most craziest batch KMKN ever had. Fist UK. A name that resembles us, students of KMKN, students that would be flying to overseas.

Highly respectable?
Most people do think that way, but when they witness our true self, its hard to believe that we're given a scholarship.

"This is us."

A scholarship is something that is very freaking hard to get, but each and one of us deserved it, because we really worked hard for it.

I still remembered the first day I came here, before landing to Kedah, I was experiencing nausea and jetlag, which resulted me vomiting inside the plane. What a way to start your college life.

Yeah, what a start.

Wearing jeans and a t-shirt, I braved myself in hundreds of people which i didnt recognized-yet; during the registration day.

All of them were wearing smart casuals and smart attires while when I look at myself, I totally look like some street gangster. I quickly find a seat and hide myself and listened to the director's speech-it was awesome.

"The director's speech would always stay in my mind."

After registration, I went to my dorm. The place that i would be staying for a year. I received a key with a chain engraved "F317" from the volunteers during the registration day and went searching for that room.

My room had no windows and it was really hot. I think our room was like 5 degree's hotter compared to the other's. But hey, beggars cant be choosers though. I quickly settled in, and met 3 of my roommates.

After the "knowing each other" session with my roommates, there was an announcement, calling all of us, the Fist UK students to the main hall and get prepared for our orientation.

My orientation didn't went that good, since I was sick for the rest 3 days of the week. Effects of jetlag I presume. Missed a lot of good stuff but i didn't really bother.

The first few weeks were good, but there was once, when I was playing Futsal with my newly founded friends, I accidentally looped a ball that went straight into somebody's face. I bet some knew who.

I quickly went straight to that somebody and said sorry, but instead I got kicked at the back by him and I was pissed off. I thought of punching and kicking him real good, but I think that would ruin my life in college, and karma did get him. He became our most kena bullied victim during the whole year.

"Futsal were a part of our batch."

Classes were normal. Lectures were the same. Classmates were something. As my class had only 10 people. If someone ponteng, the teacher knew. It was obvious.

Throughout the whole year, me and my classmates get along together, did great stuff and of course there's some embarrassing moments. But what makes our batch crazy I knew to think of whom,

"Meet our penghulu, Faris"

Faris was someone who could make each and one of us laugh. He's the head of every birthday bash "party". He makes our batch looks "crazy" and that "crazy" makes our batch's bond so strong and enjoyable.

Lunch would be our favorite time of the day. Served with excellent good food; (our Dewan Selera is Gred A compared to Bantings Gred C..muahahaha), I kinda miss those moments where me and my friends go kutuk-kutuk and make fun of people. (Pijul ngan WakJong) I know it sounds wrong but its damn funny and who could ever forget this quotes?

Iso: Ho oh..bangang ar.

Areep: Weiiii Hasipppp..."terbaek" ah.

Supak: Kepala Otak ko..

Bazil: *slurp* sedapnyeeee..*slurp*

Chubby: Hey..balakkkk

Fazran: Bismillah..

and few others.

Evenings were the time where most of us would sleep. Classes finishes at 1pm, sleep at 2pm till 4 or 5pm. Its a routine. Others would be playing dota or some would be at the library, reading books. But most of us prefer to sleep. Sleep are undeniably our main hobby at KMKN. We sleep anywhere, everywhere.

"Salah satu aktiviti wajib di KMKN"

Classes, lectures, libraries, dorms; you name it. Soleh is named our Sleep Organization President. While Wakbib (Julaibib) is named as Legend due to his skills in avoiding the teachers when he sleeps in class.

"President of the Sleep Organization doing what he does best"

In the nighttime presumably, there would be preparation class. Most SBP or MRSM's students would know this, but it was truly something unheard of when all us are compulsory to do prep's.

I know that 90% of the Fist-UK students didn't go for prep. Just can't forget the day when me and Mat was kantoi-ed by Cikgu Faez for skipping prep classes. We were sleeping while Izhan was hiding underneath the bed. Faris was hiding behind the locker. Funny moments.

And one last thing, our batch did have some difficulties in waking up in the morning. Waking up late in the morning is one of our speciality and I do think that most of the boys remembered during the first week of our studies in KMKN, we were punished by Cikgu Hanafi for being late for the assembly.

I enjoyed my time here in KMKN. I miss my friends there. Who doesn't? I miss all of the laughters that I used to had during my time at KMKN. I miss all of those moments where me and my friends ran and hide ourselves away from Cikgu Hanafi. It was fun. :D.

Miss you guys and girls. (Not forgetting the teachers! =p).

Ahhh..Finally!

Can you smell the fresh airrrrrrr?

Ahhhhhhhhhh...!!!! (Sniffs..sniff)

The fresh air of freedom..!

"Singing the song of merdekaaaaa"

So today, we officially are out from KMKN, a place like no other. (Seriously, its the only place where you could get thrown with a horlick basi).

So anyways, finished our final paper, Physics. Glad that the spots were spot on. The day that we've been waiting for has finally arrive. What a day to remember. :D.

• No more hambats.
• No more preps.
• No more roll calls.
• No more charlie.
• No more juaseh.

Our juniors, we wish you well. Foundation aint easy as you think it is.

And a sidenote,

"Teka jari siapa??"

Good Luck For All Fist UK/RCMP/Aussies And Hello To Our Juniors

Tomorrow, the 10th of May, would mark the day each one of us came here for.
Final exams for the Uk's and RCMP's and standardized test for the Aussies; we wish you guys all the best.

Dont drink too much coffee, a lil bit is fine, but too much would cause quite a headache, eat alot of raisins to improve your mind and pray! :D.

"Stay healthy, prepare all the necessary needs and get the right mindset"

Not to forget to all our juniors, we wish you guys welcome and we hope that you'll enjoy your stay in KMKN.

Again, all the best for your finals! ;)

Rugby Match Between Fist UK//RCMP- In HD!

Sorry for the delayed post, as we were quite busy with our ongoing studies, so here's some of the lot from the rugby match between the Fist UK and the RCMP's.

Enjoy! :D

"The RCMP havent won against the UK's in rugby, so there would be looking for a revenge"

"Referee sokmo, Wak-Jong"

"Linesman stylo, Naim."

"Supak berbincang strategy dengan Paan"

"Balakkkk..Bohee berpeluh2"

"Match starts as Supak drills the ball to the RCMP's"

"Mati ko lepas ni Supak..-Shahir"

"Arip fumbles as the ball bounces to him"

"But managed to ran for 5 seconds with ball before getting tackled"

"Mane bola?"

"Muke2 nak berak"

"Scrum for the two halves"

"Shahir bawak bola macam kuda..laju gile"

"Shahir pass kat Acap..tapi tertackle Paan..10 markah"

"Piyot balas balik dengan tackle kat Naupal"

"Macam nak rogol orang..hoho"

"Abrar menyepak bola keluar"

"Kalo ko terer, ambik bola ni dari aku Capot..-Luqman"

"Meh aku try-Razrin"

"Nasib baek Najhan dapat tangkap"

"Paan solo"

"Bontot najhan panjang, sebab tu dapat tangkap bola tinggi..wowowo"

"Sesupak nak lari dari Acap"

"Tapi tak sempat"

"Lepas tu kene tackle oleh Shahir"

"Acap buat dummy kat Piyot ngan Paan"

"Piyot nak try..tapi tak sempat"

Overall, the rugby match was one of the best we've ever seen, lots of action and impact and certainly a one to remember.

"Congratulations, everyone! :D"

Picture of the Match :D